When I started, a monitor was a ROM-based program.
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started..... - USComputer Lexicon
By Cornelius Unicorn
Beginner:
A person who believes more than one-sixteenth of a... - COMPUTER TERMS for REDNECKS:
BACKUP -- What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods.
BAR CODE -- Them's the fight'n rules down to the local... - WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?
1. Compaq is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to
"Press Return Key" because of the flood of calls asking where the
"Any" key is.
2. AST technical support had a caller complaining that... - These are computer-related practical jokes played by an old
acquaintence years ago at a nameless university in Northern
California.
He wisened up and stopped playing them when the various... - The Jargon Jungle
Hacking Through the Jargon Jungle
-
When I went to college in the 1980's, I heard a lot... - Complete Guide to
PARALLEL INTERFACE
for the
Computer Literate
Select your desired CPU and initiate your standard word
processing program to determine compatibility of this CPU
for interface.
(Helpful Hint: once CPU compatibility is established... - Imagine for a moment if the computer revolution had occoured a decade or
so sooner.
With all the power and chaos of the 60's, it's not... - YOU KNOW YOU NEED AN UPGRADE...
when Microsoft tech support picks up the phone before
Windows 95 finishes booting
when you call tech support and they say your version of software
has been obsolete for 5 years
when that bright idea you had of pounding a 3-1/4" disk thin so
it'll fit in the 5-1/4" slot didn't quite work
when the bad blocks on your disk outnumber the good ones
if your PC is big enough to use as an end table
if it's so old that you can't even find a nonprofit organization
that will take it as a donation
when you can no longer find those special metallic cassette tapes
when everyone's raving about hooking their computers up to the
television and you'd never used any other kind of monitor
hey,
I'm NOT upgrading my VIC 20, OK?!!! when your...
