Weekends come just in time!
Related:
- Q: How many home owners does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Just one, but it takes him(her) 2 weekends and 3... - Storms are caused by cold
fronts and... - Where Gary Hart REALLY spends his
weekends... - Just slightly ahead of
it's time... - Ah, come on,
just this one last little feature... - AWWW, come on,
just this one last little feature... - Just one more compile and I'll come to
bed..... - Just doing time on plaet
Earth..... - Writing Contest
FROM AN ACTUAL NEWSPAPER CONTEST WHERE
ENTRANTS AGE 4 TO 15 WERE ASKED TO
IMITATE "DEEP THOUGHTS BY JACK HANDEY":
My young brother asked me what happens after we die...
From the same category:
- I will make
my day... - The last tagline is the
Morgue... - My Bajoran clock just struck
thirteen... - Spring has sprung,fall has fell,
now it's... - You don't need to be a cannibal to be fed
up with...
