Stupidity got me into this mess; why can't it get me out?
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- Stupidity got us into this mess,
why can't it get us out... - Don't mess with me.
You know how I get...... - Why be anyone else when you can
be me... - Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.ON.CA
Attribute the joke's source if at all possible.
I will reply, mailers willing. I reply to all submissions... - Kinda long, but it makes a good party joke:)
A small balding <ethnic> storms into a local bar and demands "Gimme a double of
the strongest whiskey you got!
I'm so pissed I can't even see straight!" The bartender... - Why me
... - Q: Why can't Jesus eat M & M's?
A: Because they fall through the holes in his hands.
Q: Why didn't Jesus get into MIT? A: Because he got... - WHY ASK WHY??
(Two guys sitting at a bar, asking each other strange questions.
After each question, answer appears on screen. Ladies... - Q: Why did Raggedy Ann get thrown out of the toy box?
A: Because she kept sitting on Pinocchio's face, and...
From the same category:
- Whose plays did Shakespeare
watch... - Gee Toto,
I don't think we're in 1:3603/2003 anymore... - If I buy the steel wool,
can you knit me a... - This tagline is pure
fiction..... - Seems to me the important stuff happens in
the dark...
