A lady is a woman who makes a man behave like a gentleman
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Who was said to be quite like a man.
When nature did call, She ran down the hall, And went... - The lady sipped her champagne, but when the gentleman went to sip his champagne
the little man on his shoulder jumped on the bar,
grabbed the glass, and threw the champagne in the... - There was a young woman in Dee
Who stayed with each man she did see.
When it came to a test She wished to be best, And... - It's a holiday and the Over-60 club of a small North of England town are
boarding a coach for a trip to the seaside at Whitby.
(How Nice!) As the last aged gentleman is walking... - A man without a woman is like a fish
without a... - At The Superbowl
Bob received a free ticket to the Superbowl from his company.
Unfortunately, when Bob arrived at the stadium he realizes... - Two neighbors were discussing gardening one afternoon.
The lady from next door remarked, "My but you have... - 3 Wishes
An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her front porch,
reflecting on her long life, when--all of a sudden... - A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank,
and says she wants to open a savings account. The accounts...
