She turned me into a newt!... I got better.
Related:
- She turned me into
a newt... - This would be a tagline,
but I got 'em turned off..... - I HIT YOU, TREE"
Sung to the tune of "I got you babe",
by Sonny & Cher Mike: They say that we can't go down... - She (to passing man): Excuse me, do you have the time?
He: Do you have the energy? What is your favorite... - Why to not buy Madonna's Lingerie:
10> Far to thin to cost that much
9> Twisted guys wear it more often than girls
8> You don't want to buy that stuff from anyone wearing road pylons
on her chest!
7> God knows where her hands have been... 6> God knows... - This guy, see, was walkin' down the street sportin' two -
not one, but two -- black eyes; a coupla real shiners... - Dead rabbit
I was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the
middle of the road.
I swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately... - Pointing to the bear rug on his den floor, a hunter told a friend,
"I got this one in Canada. It was either him or... - quot;Oh, Sir," she protested, "keep away from me.
I haven't got my brackets on."...
