Sadaam Hussein eats pork....with his left hand.
Related:
- The first grade teacher assigns her class to use the word "contagious" in
a sentence.
The next day, she asks who has their assignment done... - Asquemish young fellow named Brand
Thought caressing his penis was grand,
But he viewed with distaste The gelatinous paste... - Q. Why isn't Saddam Hussein circumsized ?
A.
So he has a place to put his chewing gum during a sandstorm... - Q: When does a cubscout become a boyscout?
A:
When he eats his first brownie... - Q: When does a Cub Scout become a Boy Scout?
A:
When he eats his first Brownie... - When does a Cub Scout become a Boy Scout?
When he eats his first Brownie... - No, sorry.
The correct answer is 'Pork'... - Here lies the bones of ol' Screwy Dick
Blest at birth with a corkscrew prick
Spent his life in a fruitless hunt
For a woman with a corkscrew cunt
At last he found her,
poor Dick fell dead For the corkscrew cunt had a left... - And sometimes the bear
eats you...
