Please return stewardess to upright position!
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- Please return stewardess to original upright
position..... - One Liners
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.... - On an airplane (probably in the first class) a man says to the
stewardess 'I'll give you $5000 if I can bite your breast'.
The stewardess is scared and goes to the captain and... - IRS: Please be seated;
read your rights while we audit your return... - Hi, you have reached .... Please leave your name,
phone number and a message and if we like it we will... - Never to
... - Airplane Humor
Here are some actual humorous statements by several airline flights crews.
Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to... - This one hasn't come up despite the presence of UCLA on the net.
I'm led to the sad conclusion that the tradition has... - A Baptist minister and a Jewish rabbi were seated next to one another in the
first class section of an airplane.
The stewardess approached them and asked what they...
