Only irritated oysters produce pearls.
Related:
- It only takes a small oven to produce a half
baked idea... - Oysters?..... Hummmmmm?
What about clams... - What's brown and squishy and wears pearls?
The Gay Rights Movement... - Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot. Bad girls make it
hot by loosening a few buttons.
Good girls only own one credit card and rarely use... - Wanted:
Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at... - Enter subscriptions in his name to the most filthy homo/bondage/snuff
> magazines you can find,
and change his address by one so his NEIGHBOR > ... - A young man was working in the produce department of a grocery store when
a customer came up to him and asked if he could buy a half of head of
lettuce.
He said he would check with his manager, however did... - AS A MATTER OF FACT IT WAS BENCHLEY. PARKER'S OTHER CLASSIC LINE HAD TO
DO WHEN SHE AND A YOUNG ACTRESS ARRIVED AT A HOTEL DOOR AT THE SAME
TIME.
THE ACTRESS HELD THE DOOR OPEN FOR DOROTHY SAYING AGE...
