Oh No! He's getting WORSE!
Related:
- It's worse than that,
he's dead, Jim... - Q: What's worse than getting raped by Jack the Ripper?
A: Getting fingered by Captain... - Man in a pub with a friend.
A: Something amazing happened to me last night.
B: What's that? A: I was at the home of a guy I know... - Remember: Spell Check your jokes, and include a one line signature at most.
From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001... - Draft Dodger Rag
by Phil Ochs [annotated for Danforth Quayle]
Oh I am just a typical American boy [with a filthy rich grandpa]
> from a typical American town [where my daddy runs the newspaper]
I believe in God and Senator Dodd
and keeping old Castro down.
[not to mention Daniel Ortega] And when it came my... - The parish priest couldn't resist the pretty young girl.
She was reciting her confession, and it was all too... - GOOD, BAD and WORSE
Good: Your hubby and you agree,
no more kids. Bad : You Can't find your birth control... - The parish priest couldn't resist the pretty young girl.
She was reciting her confession, and it was all too... - By this time, the priest was thoroughly aroused. He pulled the girl
down onto the rug and inserted his penis,
breathing heavily as he asked,"Did he manage to...
