A big enough hammer fixes anything.
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Big dog for sale, eats anything -
fond of... - Some Reasons It's Great To Be a Guy:
Phone conversations last 30 seconds
You know useful stuff about tanks and airplanes
A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase
Bathroom lines are 80% shorter
You can open all your own jars
Old friends don't give you crap if you've lost or gained weight
When clicking through the channels you don't have to stop on every shot of
someone crying
You don't have to lug a bag of "necessary" items with you everywhere you go
You can go to the bathroom alone
Your last name stays put
You can leave a hotel room bed unmade
You can kill your own food
The garage is all yours
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness
You see the humor in "Terms of Endearment"
You never have to clean the toile
You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes
Wedding plans take care of themselves
If someone forgets to invite you to something,
they can still be your friend Your underwear costs... - Don't force it;
get a larger hammer... - When in doubt,
use a bigger hammer... - If it won't fit -
get a bigger hammer... - The big question facing Democrats now is whether Gerry
Ferraro's coattails are long enough to carry Fritz... - URINALYSIS
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000000000000 From: hinojosa@hp-sdd.hp.com (Daniel... - where "pppphhhhhbbbttttt" equals sticking you tounge between your
lips and blowing air.
A pseudo Bronx cheer.) A man walks into a bar with...
