Nothing lasts as long as an ugly necktie.
Related:
- Avoid fighting with the ugly,
they have nothing to lose... - It takes a long time to understand
nothing... - It takes a long time to
understand... - He who laughs,
lasts... - Nothing? Soz, I guess UR just not SEXY But hey, i Didnt force it ugly,
so get lost... - Q: What's twelve inches long and white?
A:
Nothing... - What is white and this long, (hands held about nine inches
apart).
NOTHING......... - You Know You've Been In College Too Long When...
** You consider McDonald's "real food"
** You actually like doing laundry at home
** 4:00 AM is still early on the weekends
** It starts getting late on the weeknights
** Two miles is not too far to walk for a party
** You wear dirty socks three times in a row and think nothing of it
** You'd rather clean than study
** "How did it get so late!" comes out of your mouth at least once a night
** Half the time you don't wake up in your own bed and it seems normal
** Minesweeper is more than a game it's a way of life
** You schedule your classes around sleep habits and soaps
** You know the pizza boy by name
** You go to sleep when it's light and get up when it's dark
** You live for getting mail
** Looking out the window is a form of entertainment
** Prank phone calls become funny again
** It feels weird to take a shower without shoes on
** Whole wars can take place,
and you are clueless (no connection to the outside... - Q: What's the difference between love and herpes?
A:
Herpes lasts forever...
