Note - My parents made me act like this.
Related:
- And WHAT were those mistakes my
parents made... - RESUME BLOOPERS
RESUME BLOOPERS:
"Personal: I'm married with 9 children.
I don't require prescription drugs." "I am extremely... - An Act Done Against My Will,
Is Not My Act... - Letter to the Bank Manager
Dear Bank Manager,
I am writing to thank you for bouncing the check with which I endeavored to pay my plumber last month.
By my calculations some three nanoseconds must have... - RODNEY DANGERFIELD'S BEST ONE-LINERS
A girl phoned me the other day and said .
Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody... - Dad's Words of Wisdom
Don't ask me, ask your mother.
Were you raised in a barn? Close the door. You didn't... - But Sir,
my mother made me bring my umbrella !!... - Grounds for Something...
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce,
and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?"... - The Divorce...
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce,
and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?"...
