Never trust a Piltdown Man with a calculator.
Related:
- Never trust a
platypus... - Never trust a
smiling... - Never trust a person who says,
"Trust Me"...... - Man made Booze. God made Grass.
Who do you trust... - Seen written in a very shaky hand:
"Never trust anything that bleeds for five days and... - Never judge a man by his
taglines... - There are three rules that men over 80 -MUST- remember:
1) Never waste a boner - even if you are alone. ... - I never met a man Will Rogers
didn't like...
