My Bajoran clock just struck thirteen.
Related:
- mors certa, hora incerta - dead certain,
my clock is... - Hickory Dickory Dock, dis bitch woz suckin me c**k,
da clock struck 2, i dumped me goo, & dropped her at... - Thirteen...
A young man was strolling down a street in south London.
As he passed a large building with a fence around it... - Time For A New Clock
When I was still a newlywed, I was invited out for a night with "the boys".
Being naive about these things at the time, I promised... - A mathematician and his best friend, an engineer, attend a public lecture on geometry in thirteen-dimensional space.
"How did you like it?" the mathematician wants to know... - Steals Clock,
Faces... - The CLOCK$
stops here... - There is a married couple with two children. To avoid corrupting
the children's minds,
the couple uses the word "laundry" to represent sex...
