March mebee, I don't believe April...
Related:
- Q: What is the hottest item in Russian department stores?
A: Underwear labeled: January, February, March, April... - Q: Why are soldiers so tired on April 1st?
A:
Because they just had a 31 day March... - Knock knock
Who's there?
Don Juan
Don Juan who?
I Don Juan to set the world on fire... - I march to the beat of a different kettle
of fish... - Please Mr. Custard,
I don' wanna gel ..... - I believe in moderate
Moderation... - Don't believe everything
I say... - I believe in The Divine Right of
SysOps... - I don't believe in a no-win
situation...
From the same category:
- Some spam a day keeps the
calories... - Vacuum Cleaners?
Who cleans vacuums... - All the world's a stage,
and I missed rehearsal... - Become a programmer and never see the
world!... - Damn it Jim,
I'm a doctor not a beta tester...
