Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
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lunch... - DETERIORATA (With apologies to Desiderata)
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GO PLACIDLY AMID THE NOISE & WASTE.
REMEMBER WHAT COMFORT THERE MAY BE IN OWNING A PIECE... - Time on your hands? . . .
get Windows... - A middle aged buisnessman goes to see his physician.
"Doctor, I've got this problem," the man says. "My... - Things That Can Drive A Sane Person Insane
** The tiny red string on the Band-Aid wrapper never works for you.
** There are always one or two ice cubes that won't... - Xerox your lunch and file it under "sex
offenders... - 30 Ways to Cope With Stress
1. Jam miniature marshmallows up your nose and sneeze them out.
See how many you can do at a time. 2. Use your... - Various Ways To Say "Having Sex"
Bang
Be the rug doctor
Beaver shooting
Been ridin' broomsticks since she was fifteen
Bend her over and load her like a shotgun
Bit-o-the-ol'-in-out
Bite the bearded clam
Bob the knob
Boink
Bone Smuggling
Bopping
Bottom knockin'
Bounce the Brillo
Break her open like a shotgun
Buff the helmet
Buffing
Bumping uglies
Bury the hatchet
Butter her muffin
Carpet munching
Check her oil
Clean the carpet
Come to my bed and let's practice parallel parking
Cuttin' a slice
Dance the buttock jig
Dent the egg
Dip your wick
Do it
Do the horizontal mambo
Do the Wild Thing
Doing it
Doing the nasty
Dueling Bedsprings
Eat at the Y
Feed the bear
Fenorking
Fit pipe
Flat Dancing
Fooling around
Fuck
Get a leg over
Get your bone honed
Get your noodle wet
Gettin' Busy
Getting you ashes hauled
Getting your bunny boiled
Getting your canoe shellacked
Getting your horns filed
Getting your weiner wet
Give her the time
Giving her a pearl necklace
Go like a rat up a rhododendron
Goin' horizontal
Hammerin'
Hawaiian Muscle Fuck (titty-fuck)
He hasn't had his tires rotated in months
Hide and shriek
Hide the HotDog
Hide the sausage
Hiding the salami
Hobble
Hose
I wanna bust that body
I'm having lunch at the Y.
It's a box lunch - furburgers! I'm so horny the crack... - Blondness strikes again...
An Irishman, a Mexican and a blond guy were doing construction work on
scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned...
