Laptop: Lighter than the avg. secretary
Related:
- What is the avg.
air speed of an un-laden swallow... - Have Laptop.
Will Travel... - Message from Hooterville,climbed pole with
laptop... - THE PERSONAL COMPUTER AWARENESS DICTIONARY
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Do you feel confused by the jargon of the personal computer revolution?
Afraid to enter the world of the computer salesmen... - The secretary will disavow any
knowledge ..... - How To Tell If You Might Be A "High-Tech" Redneck
If your e-mail address ends in ".over.yonder.com"
If you connect to the World Wide Web via a "Down Home Page"
If the bumper sticker on your truck says "My other computer is a
laptop"
If your laptop has a sticker that says "Protected by Smith and
Wesson"
If you've ever doubled the value of your truck by installing a
cellular phone.
If your baseball cap read "DEC" instead of "CAT" ... - USComputer Lexicon
By Cornelius Unicorn
Beginner:
A person who believes more than one-sixteenth of a... - I am afraid that I have to blame Alice Dunsmuir for this one.
She was the occasional secretary and booking agent...
