LIFE: No one has ever survived it.
Related:
- Things You Don't Want To Hear When Lying On The Operating Table:
"Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this... - No one has ever bet enough on a winning
horse... - Oops! -- Take One
Things You Don't Want to Hear During Surgery:
"Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy."... - Has anybody ever found
Waldo... - No-one ever reads these
things... - Unknown
This guy, named Bob, suspected his wife of cheating on him,
so one day he came home from work early. Sure enough... - Perfection
There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman.
After a perfect courtship they had a perfect wedding... - A golfer hooks his drive into the woods to the left of the fairway.
While looking for his ball he happens upon a leprechaun... - Who here has ever been
overlayed...
