Keep a weather eye on the telltale of Life.
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Money is how we keep score... - On the cellphone pad of life,
always keep one finger on the disconnect key... - A Little Poem Regarding Computer Spell Checkers...
Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word And weight four it... - My Computer Now Has A Spell Check...
Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly Marx four my revue
Miss steaks eye can knot sea.
Eye strike quay and type a word. And weight four it... - Ways to Annoy Others
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for... - Letter carriers, who normally must keep a wary eye out for nasty dogs,
now also must avoid being set upon by packs of wild... - Hold tight,
we're in for nasty weather... - The Painter
There was this world famous painter. In the prime of her career,
she started losing her eyesight. Fearful that she...
