Just when I make ends meet, someone moves one!
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1.
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a woman begged her tight-fisted husband to give her... - When I meet a girl,
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by Kip Adotta
It was Cucumber the First;
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unseen,, *** EOOH *** Date: Tue, 30 Oct 90 17:08... - Here are my categories, with examples (his):
ENGLISH:
I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street... - One day a guy was sitting on a bus next to an old lady who was filling out
a crossword puzzle.
Just when he thought the trip was getting boring when... - My mother made me a whore.
(to which someone else added)
If I give her the yarn,
will she make me one too...
