Just daydreaming about my inability to fantasize
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I'll suck you so hard that you'll have to pick the... - An Australian woman's car was involved in a motor accident.
A policeman asked what gear she was in. "Can't you... - Polite Rejection
This goes out to any woman who's had to reject a loser.
Now we have a form letter to send out. Dear (name)... - During sex I fantasize I'm someone else --
Richard... - Romulan natural death:
An inability to live after being poisoned... - And Then There Was Man...
One day in the Garden of Eden,
Eve calls out to God, "Lord, I have a problem!" "What's... - I'm reminded of a letter some poor professor wrote to Playboy about his
inability to get vanity plates with the initials of his college on them.
The man taught at the Tennessee Institute of Technology... - ALIEN ZOMBIE & THE CONGO LIZARDS
You’re in luck.
As my luck would have it,
I made my bones in a musical family. Grandpop slapped... - My cat just ate my
mouse...
