It's a Fair Wind that Blows

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  It is quite windy and one of the Americans say: ...
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• This one is entirely my fault. The Republican Prayer -
  Our Gipper, who art in Washington, Ronald be Thy...
• And as we wind on down the
  road......
• Oboe: An ill woodwind that no-one
  blows good...
• What's this?
  /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\...
• Student pilot (who forgot to ask for surface wind)
  "Please pass...
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  segmentation...
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  the pleasure of breaking...