If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it!
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- From: shankar@hpclscu.HP.COM (Shankar Unni)
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Balls to your partner Date: 7 Jun 88 20:32:53 GMT... - An American General, a Russian General and a British General are standing on
the deck of a ship watching war exercises (OK,
OK, so this is an *old* one..). The topic of discussion... - There was a pod of whales in the water. One whale spotted a boat.
He said to his buddy, "That's the boat that killed... - Remove your door.
Ship it to your roommate's parents (postage due)... - There was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio.
The announcer was telling blonde joke after blonde... - So there's this magician working on a small cruise ship.
He's been doing his routines every night for a year... - What do you do when an elephant comes n your window?
Swim for your life... - 390 Q: Why don't they let Blondes swim in the ocean?
A: Because they can't get the smell out of the tuna... - It goes in,
it must come out...
