If you don't believe me, look it up.
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- Here are some of my favorite jokes from the HBO special Jackie Mason
On Broadway.
Keep in mind that Jackie is a former rabbi. His father... - Jerk!
Now get this. I was sitting at my desk, when I remembered a phone
call I had to make.
I found the number and dialed it. A man answered nicely... - Things Elvis Would Say if He Came Back Today
10. "I've been dead 20 years,
and I still look better than Keith Richards"... - The universe is very BIG.
Believe me... - Reality is what you BELIEVE it
to be..... - Would you believe?
........ - Don't look behind you, they're catching up with you.
RUN FASTER... - Hear me now and believe me
later..... - Rules that guys wished girls knew
** If you think you're fat,
you probably are. Don't ask us. ** Learn to work the...
