If you can't fix it, screw it up so no one can.
Related:
- Call me back so I can hang up
on you... - Worf: Shoot it.
Picard: Let's talk to it.
Riker:
Screw it. Data: I do not understand it. Geordi... - LIGHT BULB JOKES
Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and... - A FEW LESSER KNOWN FAMOUS QUOTES
Here is a list of famous quotes and words of wisdom developed by
the engineers from the (now defunct) Salt Lake City Operation of
Hewlett-Packard.
Over a period of several days they slowly appeared... - Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine... - YOU MAY BE AN ENGINEER
26) If you thought the concoction ET used to phone home was stupid
27) If you ever burned down the gymnasium with your Science Fair project
28) If you are currently gathering the components to build your own nuclear
reactor
29) If you own one or more white short-sleeve dress shirts
30) If you have never backed-up your hard drive
31) If you are aware that computers are actually only good for playing games,
but are afraid to say it out loud 32) If you truly... - If your sergeant can see you,
so can the enemy... - Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
Little Johnny: I get up early... - Good Eats...
A very traditional elderly woman was enjoying a good game of bridge with her
girlfriends one evening.
"Oh, no! I have to rush home and fix dinner for my...
