"...give me a second..I'm thinking! snif? Whats burning?"
Related:
- I like being single.I'm always there when I
need me... - Q: Whats the most popular pick up line in a gay bar?
A: "Pardon me, may I push in your stool... - I'll have to think twice before I give it a second
thought..... - I recently went to see my doctor.
I said "Doctor It's me dick!"
I flopped it onto the desk,
and the doctor asked "so whats the problem?" An'... - M R ducks
M R not
M R too
C M wangs
L I B
M R
ducks... - Lord, give me patience...
and I need it NOW... - Give me patience,
and I want it right NOW... - 1) When Jim Morrison sings, I get Door-gasms.
2) I love abusing the down-trodden.
It gives me poor-gasms. 3) Thinking about Burt Reynold's... - lt;Phone Rings>
Noisy pick-up of phone
Uh...<wisperingly> Hello?
Hi, I 'm a burgular and I was just about to steal Troy's...
