I'm on the rotation diet. I eat every time I turn around.
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M R not
M R too
C M wangs
L I B
M R
ducks... - The Picture Diet
One time when I was home visiting my folks,
my mom asked me to set the table for dinner. I opened... - Signs That You've Been Out Of College Too Long:
** Your potted plants stay alive.
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(M)arketable... - I like being single.I'm always there when I
need me... - I can't diet for medical reasons,
it makes me HUNGRY...
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- Oxymoron #001:
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Money is how we keep score... - Storms are caused by cold
fronts and... - Every absurdity has a champion to
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