I'd quit my job, but I need the sleep!
Related:
- While looking for a Real Job (read: technical writing),
I've been paying the bills doing medical transcription... - A man who worked as a human cannonball decided to quit his job.
He told his boss that he wanted to quit. The boss... - I bet I can quit
gambling... - This is NOT a habit.
I can quit anytime I want. :... - MY RESUME...
My first job was working in an orange juice factory,
but I got canned ... couldn't concentrate. Then I worked... - R. D. Jones And His Sewing Machine
The following is an ad from a real-life newspaper which appeared four days
in a row -
the last three hopelessly trying to correct the first... - I mustanottagottalotta sleep last
night... - You mean I have to do a TAGLINE, too?
I quit... - From Real Resumes & Cover Letters:
** I demand a salary commiserate with my extensive experience.
** I have lurnt Word Perfect 6.0 computor and spreasheet...
From the same category:
- Don't feed or tease the
straight... - Wise men still
seek him... - A living example of Artificial
Intelligence... - I think,
therefore I'm overqualified !!... - If all fails,
READ THE DOCS!...
