I'd give you a piece of my mind, but I need it more.
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- She (to passing man): Excuse me, do you have the time?
He: Do you have the energy? What is your favorite... - While looking for a Real Job (read: technical writing),
I've been paying the bills doing medical transcription... - George Washington and The Cherry Tree...
George?
Yes,
father? George, I have a very serious question to ask... - After many years of marriage John was suddenly very ill.
The doctors ran test after test but could not... - Lord, give me patience...
and I need it NOW... - Well if you need me, I'll call you........and
If I want your opinion,
I'll give it to you..... - Since a lot of people have been passing out questionares,
I thought I'd it one of my own. 1) Are you a liar... - I called up the local auto club this morning to ask for a map of Colorado.
The receptionist who answered the phone asked me to... - Here is a simple, but fun, practical joke you can try.
You need a phone with a handset so that you can unscrew...
