I wouldn't be paranoid if everyone didn't pick on me.
Related:
- Everyone hates me because I'm
paranoid... - There is a plot afoot to make me think I'm
paranoid... - I'm NOT paranoid.
Which of my enemies said I was... - A NEW YEAR’S ADAM ON CHRISTMAS EVE, BUD
Beginnings end.
and endings begin. That’s either a Biblical paraphrase... - However, the most effective one I have had so far can be used only one day
per year:
"This is David. I'm not using the phone over Yom Kippur... - HIS AND HIRSUTISM
Hair.
Heads up, my fellow male Marchers.
Get ready to temporarily ride the new permanent wave... - Q: Whats the most popular pick up line in a gay bar?
A: "Pardon me, may I push in your stool...
