I tried APL, but it was all Greek to me!
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- I have tried relaxing but somehow I
just feel better all up-tight... - I finally tried that Preparation H they're always talking about on
TV.
It tasted terrible, gave me bad breath, stained my... - apartments ---
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost.
It's in the apartment somewhere. I installed a skylight... - I tried the rest but bought the
best!!!... - Woman: "Help, help, an Irishman tried to rape me!"
Cop:
"How do you know he was Irish?" Woman: "I had to... - All I want to know is:
WHY ME... - This is a very simple trick, but you'd be surprised just how effective it is.
When the victim is sleeping, make a shallow paper tray... - Another idea for a practical joke is to put goldfish in all the toilets.
I haven't tried this, but it should be interesting... - I tried to contain myself,
but I escaped...
