I live so far in the country, my ZIP is EIEIO!
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- I WAS Joan of ARC..
now I'm Eileen of ZIP..... - big picture ---
A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the
entire planet Earth taken from space.
On the back it said, "Wish you were here." I'm moving... - I'M GLAD I'M A WOMAN (Rebuttal)
I'm glad I'm a woman,
yes I am, yes I am. I don't live off of Budweiser,... - I also heard another version, in which said Scientologists were
>> arrested after putting a live rattlesnake into someone's mailbox
>> (not mailing it,
just dropping it in.) > >I should certainly hope... - THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS: COMBAT SANTA REVISITED
T'was the night before Christmas,
he lived all alone, in a one bedroom house made of... - I live in my own world...
Peaceful visitors welcome..... - A man in a Porsche 911 stops at a stoplight and a guy on a scooter pulls up
next to him.
The guy on the scooter leans over and takes an admiring... - I'M GLAD I'M A MAN
I'm glad I'm a man, you better believe.
I don't live off of yogurt, diet coke, or cottage cheese... - I finally tried that Preparation H they're always talking about on
TV.
It tasted terrible, gave me bad breath, stained my...
