I like to leave messages *before* the beep.
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- I like to leave messages *before*
the beep... - Now I lay me down to sleep; Leave a message at the beep.
If I die before I wake, Remember to erase the tape... - These words are lovely dark and deep But I've got promises
to keep and miles to go before I sleep So leave a message... - I like to enter messages from the Asylum
computer... - Answering machines. Nowadays almost everyone has one,
complete with a snappymessage of their own device... - The Canonical List of Telephone Answering Machine Messages
"Hi!
I don't exist at the moment, but if you leave your... - ahhhhhhhhh...hhhhhhhhhhhhh (heavy breathing sounds,
like an obcene phone call) Oh, shit, you called me... - But right now I'm using "This is a boring answering machine message.
Leave a message anyway." because I'm sick of people... - To the tune of "Heartbreak Hotel" with appropriate
instrumental accompaniment) I just left home baby...
