I don't eat snails - I only eat fast food
Related:
- If you like fast food,
don't eat snails... - I DON'T EAT ANYTHING WITH
A FACE... - I'm on the see-food diet - see food,
eat it... - If I knew what was in it,
I probably wouldn't eat it... - Mommy, I don't like tomato soup."
"Shut up and eat-
we only have it once a month... - I'm a belligerent omnivore --
I eat vegetarians... - The pets eat better
than I do... - Food is God's way of saying
"Eat Me... - I'm on the rotation diet.
I eat every time I turn around...
