I didn't do it; nobody saw me do it; you can't prove it.
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I mean, do FOR you... - RODNEY DANGERFIELD'S BEST ONE-LINERS
A girl phoned me the other day and said .
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The officer stepped out of his patrol car, adjusted... - A woman journalist and George Bernard Shaw were at a banquet.
Throughout the meal she continually belittled him until... - Son, Did You Scratch The Car?
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to do... - Letters to God from children"
Dear God,
In Sunday School they told us what You do.
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