I can see more on my knees than on my tiptoes
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From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001... - Draft Dodger Rag
by Phil Ochs [annotated for Danforth Quayle]
Oh I am just a typical American boy [with a filthy rich grandpa]
> from a typical American town [where my daddy runs the newspaper]
I believe in God and Senator Dodd
and keeping old Castro down.
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