I am the girl next door's imaginary boyfriend...
Related:
- I was the kid next door's imaginary
friend... - Horny boyfriend: "Pleeease, I'll only be in you for a minute."
Girlfriend:
"What do you think I am, a microwave... - A girl goes to her doctor and says "Doctor Doctor, I have a Y on my beast"
and the doctor says "well how did it get there" and she says "I was doing my
boyfriend and he was wearing a his College T-Shirt,
Yale", so the doctor says ok take this medicine you'll... - You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
%end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you... - There once was a girl from Nantucket.
Her boyfriend was about to up-chuck it.
she said with a grin, wipe that cum from your chin... - The number you've dialed is purely imaginary,
multiply by i and dial again... - The Date
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her
parents.
This being a big event, the girl tells her boyfriend... - Invited Over For Dinner and Dessert
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her
parents.
This being a big event, the girl tells her boyfriend... - NUMBER OF THE BEAST
EVERYONE knows about 666... but I bet you didn't know these other #'s of
the BEAST!
660 Approximate number of the Beast DCLXVI Roman numeral...
