I Work With Computers! I Make OUT OF ORDER Signs
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- I am a figment of a
computers... - I am NOT an elitist!
*ALL* computers are too slow... - THE POWER USER'S GUIDE TO POWER USERS
Power Users never read their software manuals;
instead they get petty cash from their secretaries... - AND NOW THEY LAUGH ALL THE WAY TO THE BANK.
1. "Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons." -
Popular Mechanics, forecasting the relentless march... - REASONS TO HATE COMPUTERS
They cost too much.
They break down all the time.
They're too hard to fix. All the different brands... - Announcing the:
1988
REC.HUMOR.FUNNY
Computer Network Humour
Annual
I often get requests for back-jokes out of rec.humor.funny,
so I have gathered together over 600 of the better... - I don't make mistakes,I make
miscalculations... - Slow Down...
A farmer lived on a quiet rural highway.
But, as time went by, the traffic slowly built up at... - Computers Make Very Fast,
Very Accurate,...
