Housework, if done right, can kill you.
Related:
- Signs That Were Found In Peoples Kitchens:
** A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen and this kitchen is delirious.
** No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes... - Unknown
What's a man's idea of helping with the housework?
Lifting his legs so you can vacuum... - Housework won't kill me,
but I'm not taking any chances... - If you can kill a snake with it,
it ain't art... - Q: Then he says 'I have to kill you because you can identify me'.
A: Did he kill you... - Thoughts On Diets
* A diet is a weigh of life.
* It's something most of us do religiously:
We eat what we want and pray we don't gain weight.... - Sex is dirty only if done
right... - Sex is only dirty if
it's done... - Sex is natural,
but not if its done right...
From the same category:
- Protect your bagels,
put lox on them... - Armed people are citizens,
unarmed people are subjects..... - Whoever dies with the most toys
still dies... - Keep It
Simple...... - Literature plagiarists
call it...
