Heaven doesn't want me, Hell's afraid I'll take over.
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- I CAN'T go to hell,
they don't want me... - A property manager dies and soon finds himself standing in front of St.
Peter. St. Peter tells him "You have a choice of going... - To hell with justice..
I want blood..... - There was this salesman who died. At the pearly gates St Peter said
that he could chose whether he wanted to go to heaven or hell.
First, St Peter showed him heaven. There were people... - A: You can forget about going to heaven, 'cause it's a sin to look that good.
B: You can forget about getting with me cause I'd go... - A man died and went to Heaven. After reaching the gates to
Heaven the man was talking with Saint Peter and he asked,
"I know I was good during my life, and I really appreciate... - Saint Peter was having a slow day at the Pearly Gates so he took
a little stroll.
He noticed that the fence between heaven and hell was... - St. Peter was having a slow day at the Pearly Gates so he took a stroll.
He soon noticed that the fence between Heaven and...
