He's dead? I thought he was British.
Related:
- A man in Paris was arrested and charged with fucking a dead woman.
He hired a good lawyer and managed to get released... - Fresh?
1st woman: "How was your date last night?"
2nd woman:
"I had to slap him six times." 1st: "Goodness. Was... - He's not dead,
He's electroencephalographically challenged... - He's Dead Jim. Get His Phaser,
I Got His Wallet... - It's worse than that,
he's dead, Jim... - An Italian man was walking along a secluded beach one day,
when he spotted a beautiful naked woman lying on the... - quot;i, i," she thought. "Perhaps he's not normal,
but homologous."... - But I DO work in a pretzel factory", he thought in his
twisted mind!
Oops!, sorry, I was miles away..... - He who dies with the most toys...
is -still- DEAD...
