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From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000000... - Unknown
You know you are no longer a kid when..
Just one peanut butter and jelly sandwich doesn't do it any
more.
Driving a car doesn't always sound like fun. ... - Lawyer Laughs
They're things people actually said in court,
word for word. Q: What is your date of birth? A: July... - An 80-year old man read in the paper that someone had saved a life by
signing an organ donor card.
The man felt this was a noble thing to do so he called... - Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway when someone spoke to him.
"Good evenin', Kelly," said the muffled figure. "Don't... - The headmistress at a girls' prep school in the old South (circa
1959) calls down to the army base and speaks with one of the officers:
"We're having a social here at school and I was wondering...
