From the land of hot sun and talking mice...
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- There was an Australian, American and Irish astronaut all bragging to each
other about what achievment they would to do in their careers
The Australian says " I want to be the first Australian to land on the moon"
The American says " I want to be the first Human being to land on Mars!
" The Irish astronaut says " I want to be the first... - Two dogs had chased a third dog for hours in the hot sun.
Dog 1: Ain't this a bitch? Dog 2: It sure as hell... - A piece of bacon and a sausage are in a frying pan being cooked.
The sausage says ``It's hot in here, isn't it!'',... - Optical mice have no
balls... - The plural of mouse is......
.mice... - Arizona Diary:
May 30th
Just moved to Tucson, Arizona.
Now this is a state that knows how to live! Beautiful... - Stationary mice have bigger
balls...
