Egotist: One who's always me-deep in conversation.
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Hangover: The wrath of grapes.
Income Tax:
Capital punishment. A used car is not always what... - Egotist:
more interested in himself than in me... - Three youths were seated in a restaurant near an elderly lady,
whom they conspired to shock. Said the first in a... - Cut me young,
cut me deep... - A notorious hypochondriac who had established himself as the like and soul
of most dinner parties with outlandish descriptions of various ailments,
sat through one evening scarcely saying a word. ... - Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!looking!funny .
Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I... - Life's a rut,
don't get caught in a deep one... - ODE TO A MAMMOGRAM
For years and years they told me,
"Be careful of your breasts. Don't ever squeeze or... - To be or not to be,
that always confused me...
