"You know what, Mary? You've got spunk. I HATE spunk!"
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"Mommy," says the little Mary, "how old are you?" "Darling... - FUCK YOU"
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Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the
English language is the word "FUCK".
It is the one magical word, which, just by its sound... - A young woman got married at Chester,
Her mother she kissed and she blessed her.
Says she, "You`re in luck, He's a stunning good fuck... - FUCK YOU"
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Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the
English language is the word "FUCK".
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