Don't wait for people to be friendly, show em how.
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"Way back inna winner of fifty-two,
we didn' have fanshy gadjets like no ansherin' machine... - Congenital........
Friendly... - Q: Why do black people smell?
A:
So blind people can hate 'em too... - Gorgeous, intelligent, kind, sweet, charming, witty,
hilarious, friendly...well enough about ME! How are... - Here are some of my favorite jokes from the HBO special Jackie Mason
On Broadway.
Keep in mind that Jackie is a former rabbi. His father... - I Like 'em Dead
I was just 13 when my mommy caught me
French-kissing a cadaver in my bed.
She said, "Son, how could you do this?" And I said... - How to impress a man:
Show up naked with beer... - Ok, then there's another song, then it comes back with just acoustic guitar
and about 7,000,000 people singing.
I Like 'em Dead (reprise) (He likes 'em dead) You...
