Don't shoot me - I'm just the comic relief!
Related:
- I like being single.I'm always there when I
need me... - Knock knock
Who's there?
Don Juan
Don Juan who?
I Don Juan to set the world on fire... - I used to be into S & M, bestiality, and necrophilia,
but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse... - Please Mr. Custard,
I don' wanna gel ..... - M R ducks
M R not
M R too
C M wangs
L I B
M R
ducks... - Sign on a Norfolk farm: "Trespassers beware! I shoot every tenth trespasser.
The ninth one just left... - Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief.
Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have... - HIS AND HIRSUTISM
Hair.
Heads up, my fellow male Marchers.
Get ready to temporarily ride the new permanent wave... - A bartender in a gay bar was getting ready to close for the night when a robber
with a ski mask burst in and pulls a gun.
He yells to the bartender, "This is a stick-up! Put...
