Desperate diseases require desperate remedies
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they would be sent back with the explanation that they... - Unknown
Another desperate "football widow" recited an item in the local newspa-
per: A husband who loved the sport so much that he... - Recorded phone company message saying number is disconnected
playing in the background while the owner is arguing
with it like this:
Hey don't say that, it is connected .. No please... - IS SANTA A WOMAN?
I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth,
but I believe he's a she. Think about it. Christmas... - Okay!! Here's one I haven't seen:
Get a list on the free classified throwaways in town
and print the following:
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An traveler was stumbling through the desert,
desperate for water, then he saw something, far off... - A Floral Apology...
A man stopped at a florist shop after work to pick up roses for his wife.
As the clerk was putting the finishing touches on his... - A man went to see a doctor because of a very high, squeaky,
annoying voice. The doctor examined him, and told...
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- Use subdirectories;
keep your FAT thin... - I echomail
... - Faith without knowledge is
blind...... - Get off your
... - Guns don't kill people --
people with guns kill people...
