Deep in December it's nice to remember.....
Related:
- Why do they bury lawyers 20 feet deep after they die?
Because deep, deep, deep down, they are really nice... - Q: Why are lawyers buried 24 feet deep?
A:
Because deep down they're nice people... - Writing Contest
FROM AN ACTUAL NEWSPAPER CONTEST WHERE
ENTRANTS AGE 4 TO 15 WERE ASKED TO
IMITATE "DEEP THOUGHTS BY JACK HANDEY":
My young brother asked me what happens after we die... - It's nice to be important,
but it's important to be nice... - Offer expires December 31 or while supplies
last ... - Specially in December,
gift wrap your member... - In December mailmen have heavy
bags to... - Ankle deep in the DNA
pool ..... - Deep South Genetic
Variation...
