Opportunist: Someone finding himself in hot water, decides to bathe.
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Hot water needs heating... - Hot water heaters?
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A:
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It was one of those nights when it was raining and... - Unknown
How are men like noodles?
They are always in hot water,
they lack taste, and they need dough... - Excerpts from actual letters sent to landlords...
"The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is
cleared."
"I want some repairs done to my stove as it has backfired and burnt my knob
off."
"This is to let you know that there is a smell coming from the man next
door."
"I am writing on behalf of my sink,
which is running away from the wall." "I request your... - There were once three acedimians, an engineer, a physicist,
and a mathematician visiting a small town for a conference... - There were once three acedimians, an engineer, a physicist,
and a mathematician visiting a small town for a conference...
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- What do you mean I'm
NUTS!!... - I just forgot my whole philosophy of
life!!... - Sushi:
Known to the rest of the world as 'Bait'... - How to defend yourself against a
Banana... - For the millionth time,
don't exaggerate...
